**Plagiarism Alert** In the true spirit of blog pimping I am stealing my own content and posting the following from my new humor blog. I realize, whatever moderate traffic I get, occurs on this blog, and for this reason I will bare my post on here for the world’s reading pleasure. I think I will reserve my ”humor” blog for posts that maybe too dirty for too many. *wink* Anyhoo, here is my new post on blog pimping.
I admit, I’m a pimp. I pimp my blog. This phrase is not my own but the one I found from the entrails of the internet via the mighty Google. It is obvious now that even the best and most popular bloggers pimp their blog. Maybe this is why they got to be so popular indeed? Just a thought. But there are both civilized and sleazy ways to pimp. In the former category would be signing up for blogging communities, making comments on other people’s blogs (You kiss my ass I kiss yours and let the kisses multiply and the ass be happy)
But of course the fastest way to shoot your blog into stardom is to be the whore of the html world. It helps if you’re a woman or pretend to be one. Sexual titillation and enticement will carry you a long way in every sphere of life and nothing is more true about blog pimping. You see, most people on the internet do look for sex in all its manifestations, simply because it is so easy and no one is watching (A GREAT ILLUSION)
For this very reason, most of the adultery being committed today exists in digital form. It is very interesting to see that how even the sincerest people turn into dirty bastards just because they can and no one is watching, (SUPPOSEDLY). Thus people let their hormones, carnality and fetishes run awry on the internet. People get dirty. But why not?
It is better to get it out of your system than to take it to your grave or crematorium and create a great scandal in the spirit world.