It all began when in late 2007 the Iranian President Most Honorable and Rt. Mr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad enlightened the whole world (to the great relief of millions of Christian evangelists all over the world) that there are no gay people in Iran. This was contradicted by quite a few people. For example this half Iranian happy boy who lives in U.K. wrote >> CLICK>>THIS ARTICLE<< in the Guardian newspaper mentioning how his affections were- supposedly- sought by a Muslim/Iranian queer in one of Iran’s public parks.
This whole controversy piqued the interest of Kazakh journalist who has already gained international fame by his courageous and meticulous reporting on Middle Eastern affairs. Kazakhstan Times –in special arrangement with these publications for different reasons; New York Times, Washington Times, Playboy, Hustler, National Review, Jerusalem Post, The Guardian, Al Jazeera and Catholicnews.com- sent Borat to Iran on a special assignment to discover the truth, the sole truth, nothing but the filthy, dirty and raw gay truth, if there was any.
Borat has already risked his life on many occasions to report with utmost courage on Middle Eastern affairs. Last time he was almost killed by American ”friendly fire” when he was traveling with some British soldiers on a secret military mission. But this time again, he rose up to the challenge and not fearing for his life, set for Iran to discover the sinister underworld of Iran that was to shock the world and make it pause **Reportedly Osama Bin Laden has issued a new video tape assuring that he does not share any values of his Iranian counterparts…..Though Britain may share some values with Saudi Arabia** This is what Borat unearthed….
Borat found the huge gay culture thriving in many parts of Iran that corresponds to ancient Iranian culture, history and literature. Iranian gay men have a passion for Bette Midler music. (something that the US State Department should take note of) But the truth is that it was always an open secret for international community and there was nothing shocking about it. Fags are everywhere; not just on cigarettes. Borat only confirmed what we all knew all along. But here is SOMETHING ELSE he managed uncover. Most of his pictures were destroyed while running away, escaping from gay Iranian soldiers who gave him a hot chase as he made his way out of Iran. This picture shows the secret life of Ahmadinejad himself who still claims there are no gay people in Iran…..
Borat managed to capture this photo when he secretly pursued Ahmedinejad’s Limo on horseback. He followed Ahmedinejad through a labyrinth of a rugged, mountainous terrain, close to the Afghnistan border. Borat was damn sure Ahmadinjead was going to meet some terrorists…. but……. what he found was that there was an elite secret gay club right in the middle of nowhere in a martian terrain of endless desert and bone dry mountains. This picture was taken from the keyhole of the gay club’s door with a special camera developed by Ukrainian spies working illegally in Ireland, on potato farms.
Now the official statement by Iranian President makes perfect sense. ”There are no homosexuals in Iran”. It denotes two things:
1.) Iranian president is living in denial about his happiness.
2.) Iranian president is trying to cover his tracks that lead to happiness.
P.S. — **It is also believed that the secret elite gay club Iranian president frequents serves no alcoholic beverages in strict compliance with Islamic laws**
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