
Picture: Adam and Eve with their first baby.
Just moments ago I had couple of more little bad news: Things I were counting on crashed. Voot is going on? I deserve some great pieces of news and it better be soon!!! I will sue the angels. Or worse still, be indifferent to them! But I will not make it irreverent writing on Bible. I am not very fond of inviting new curses to already screwed up life. I’m just doing a journalistic job. I really wanted to draw some attention to the oddities that don’t generally get noticed by either Christians (who are too busy saying hallelujah and Amen) or Atheists (who are always trying to rave madly and prove Jesus never existed and later, in the same breath, state that his disciples were bad folks… kinda paradoxical …. how can Jesus not exist and his disciples can ) 
So… anyway… to the Bible. I mentioned at the end of my last blog that Bible ought to be the greatest book on the planet because it has most thoughts, laws, ethical codes, social justice codes, philosophies, ideas, ideals, imagery, human longings, sentiments, feelings, aspiration, noble thoughts and so much more that words cannot describe. I must say though the Old Testament was the masterpiece and New Testament borrows heavily from it in both language, theme, content and philosophy. There are such subtle minute connections- between OT and NT- that Bible scholars find them all the time. I lately found that the metaphor Jesus stated in support of non violence: about turning or offering the other cheek has been mentioned in the book of Lamentations in the Old Testament! (though in a different context)
Apart from that Bible has contributed greatly to the development of English Literature and scholarship. And also to the freedom of speech and expression. People were imprisoned, tortured, persecuted, executed for translating Latin Bible into English! Then we got King James Bible which was published in 1611. Not only it brought Bible in the hands of the masses but also it was a landmark for English Literature itself. Many great writers (including Shakespeare who was writing many of his great plays as he was reading KJV!) were inspired by King James Version. After that many scholars have been translating Original Hebrew Old Testament and Greek New Testament into English in various styles and genres. I think it is absolutely amazing. That’s all … about it I’m sure anyone can read HEAPS stuff on Bible history and all from hundreds of sources including Wikipedia . But here I’m just giving few personal random observations.
1.) Song of Solomon: I have watched/ read hundreds of Christian sermons for interest, study, fun, introspection…. BUT never have I heard anything on Song of Solomon which Christian pastors hush up as an alleged allegory representing the love of God and human beings. I don’t get it. I mean if you ‘re honest and call spade a spade we can clearly see it is the description of playful, sensual/ sexual love (Wikipedia cites: ”The book consists of a cycle of poems about erotic love…”) between two unmarried people (in some sections they are referred to as bride and bridegroom, but not always).. a guy and a girl. FORNICATION!!!?? I wanted to quote a couple of passages… even I kinda consider it crude to mention it here! I better let you scan the little book of Song of Solomon and pinpoint the naughty verses. Phew. Again, I chuckle at the thought of young school kids reading that stuff and getting ideas about playing with breasts and other foreplays!! Ahem!
2.) LOVE LOVE LOVE : Ok this one is in praise of Bible what a beautiful edifying definition of love: ( Here is a beautiful flash of 1 Corinthian 13 that includes following paragraph–1 Corinthians 13:4-7– on love):
Love is patient; love is kind; love is not envious or boastful or arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice in wrongdoing, but rejoices in the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. (NRSV Bible)
I think it’s just so eloquent and beautiful.
3.) Gosh!!!! Violence. Bible got lots violence, bloodshed, wars from every side. Cutting of the heads was in vogue. But here is a weird one. One God’s soldier is ordered by God’s anointed king to go and kill some 200 or so philistines. So, how he proves that he did the job?? He brings back 200 or so foreskins of dead philistines as his war trophies for the king. Apparently, all Jews were circumcised, so every foreskin must belong to the other side. I mean when I read that it not only made me disgusted with its barbarity but also sounded darkly humorous.
”God’s anointed one!!! I brought ya some Foreskins… Whee!!!….” 
There are commands from God to annihilate this and that tribe with specific mention that all men, women, children should be massacred: ”Now go and attack Amalek and utterly destroy all they have; do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.” ( 1 Samuel 15:3) Hmmmmm…. I think this is just so hard to swallow not only for Christians but any human being adhering to any religion or philosophy. I just stumbled upon hundreds of Christian pages passionately opposing any kind of abortion: read this amazing story with picture from Irish Independent Online about ”the baby holding the surgeons finger from within the womb during fetal operation.”. But reverting back to the 1 Samuel Bible verses: they specifically command killing of ”child and infant”. Baffling. 
4.) Sin baby sin!!!! And our average fire spitting Southern Baptist pastor (and his brethren elsewhere on the planet) only focused on the Happy people (Gay) and left the rest of the crooks which surely would include the pastor and his family too: both immediate and the extended .
*wink*. Here is the thundering list from Paul warning that most of us may well miss the train to heavenly spheres:
Now the works of the flesh are obvious: fornication, impurity, licentiousness, idolatry, sorcery, enmities, strife, jealousy, anger, quarrels, dissensions, factions, envy, drunkenness, carousing, and thinks like these. I am warning you, as I warned you before: those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God. ( NRSV Bible, Galatians 5: 19-21)
I mean really it’s such an exhaustive compilation of sins that comparing different translations is almost a lesson in English language. Different Bible versions render those original Greek words in different fashions. In case, some of you may be wondering what the hell is carousing???…. One Bible mentions it as ‘debauchery’ and other simply as ‘orgies’. And modern liberal people (or some Neo Pagans) might think that Bible writers in ancient times would have no knowledge of modern mystical, chic, radical, liberated sexuality. Sorry folks.. they got it in the damn list. LoL 
You know… how some mystery, horror, gothic novels end in a creepy, foggy, surreal sort of way. I will end this blog with a paragraph from the last and most mysterious book of Supernatural Matrix in the bible and let you figure out whatever you think or imagine! : 
The Woman and the Dragon
A great portent appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of twelve stars. She was pregnant and was crying out in birth pangs, in the agony of giving birth. Then another portent appeared in heaven: a great and red dragon, with seven heads and ten horns, and seven diadems on his heads. His tail swept down a third of the stars of heaven and threw them to the earth. Then the dragon stood before the woman who was about to bear a child, so that he might devour her child as soon as it was born. And she gave birth to a son, a male child, who is to rule all the nations with a rod of iron. But her child was snatched away and taken to God and to his throne; and the woman fled into the wilderness, where she has a place prepared by God, so that there she can be nourished for one thousand two hundred sixty days. (NRSV Bible, Revelation 7)